Rogernewport

Today, he said it best:

 

Word is that Androoo will drive the limo that picks up Manny at the airport.  They don't want Manny to get hurt, and figure Androoo won't hit anything.

 

Also, they may bat Androoo ahead of Manny, so Androoo gets some better pitches.  This is less credible than the driving bit.  Androoo was quoted as saying he was "getting some tough pitches to hit."  TJ SImers agreed--it's tricky to hit pitches that bounce in the opposite batter's box.