Bad Company

I don't know what Satchel is doing with his free time when I'm not home and he's not in playgroup, but some recent news leads me to believe he's up to no good.  Kevin Federline, Britney Spears, and Satchel have all come down with pinkeye at the same time.  Given pinkeye's highly contagious nature, I can only assume they've been in contact.  I shudder to think what they're up to.